I love reusable water bottles, like this one!
But ONLY if you can put them in the dishwasher. I’m too lazy to clean a water bottle by hand.
Wind up whale toys!
Say goodbye to boring baths..? I don’t take baths anymore, so I think if I had these I would end up hosting whale races in the bath tub. And we’ll bid in buttons ahaha.
Again, I don’t have an iPhone. And I don’t think I want one. But these are just the cutest! Necklace? Yes! Buy two and make earrings? Yes! Friendship necklaces with a friend? YES!
Well, that wouldn’t work because I don’t have any friends.
Just kidding. I have a million friends. Just kidding, I only have one friend. Just kidding, I have a few friends, who have friends, and I’m friends with all their friends. Just kidding, I don’t share friends. Just kidding, I share friends but I don’t share food. Just kidding, I share all my food with everyone. Just kidding! Just kidding! Just kidding!
(That was for my brother!)