Published August 18, 2011
Tragic Whale Stories
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Bernice and the Big “C”… A Tragic Whale Story
Bernice had been working at the DMV for almost a year and the customers were
beginning to wear on her.
She decided to step out back with a couple of her co-workers while on break.
Within weeks, Bernice was out of work and in the hospital. It was hard for the doctors to determine the cause of her symptoms.
Finally, they discovered the problem. Bernice was suffering from cancer.
Bernice didn’t know what to do. Not wanting a slow death surrounded by white coats, she ravaged her hospital room and swallowed every pill she could find.
Unfortunately, the doctor was only moments away from telling her that he had mixed up her X-ray with another patient’s.