When my Gram was in rehab they gave her these foam squares to squeeze to exercise her hands. She spent more time trying to give them away than she did squeezing them because they “made her hands tired.”
I probably should have included in the comic that when I told my Gram that I’m exactly the same size she said, “Oh, that just can’t be true. Were you this big at Halloween?”
Me: “Gram, I’m not big at all!”
Gram: “Bigger than you were, though.”
Me: “I’m the same size!”
Gram: “Oh, no. That can’t be true.”
She’s a riot.
OF COURSE I’m wearing the shark costume again this year. It’s the ONLY way I’m allowed to wear a hood all day at work ;)