Over the weekend I had to take my brother to the hospital. He had something weird going on inside and he was like, “Uhm, this is weird. Perhaps a trip to a professional is in order?” So that’s what we did.
Part One: Bob asks for a ride.
Needless to day, I panicked. I’d also just stepped out of the shower which made it slightly more confusing.
Part Two: We tell Mom and Dad.
Once we were there and Bob was all hospital-suited up, we decided we should probably tell our parents. They were at our cousin’s graduation party and we realized we hadn’t left them a note.
“Should I call them?” I said.
“Naw. Just text them that we went on a casual visit to the hospital and there’s no need to panic.” Bob said.
“Done what?” Bob said.
“Done texting Dad.” I said.
“What’s the matter with you!?”
“I’m honestly not sure.” I said.
Part Three: Oh Yeah, we have another brother.
After making several jokes with the nurse about faking an ailment to get some good drugs, then next logical step was to snap chat Joey and bring him up to speed. Obviously that picture is gone. But we do have this:
Appropriate? Naw. But did we laugh? You betcha.
Part Four: The Facebook aftermath.
Once Bob was safely back home, there was nothing left to do except tell Facebook what happened.
Some of you may or may not know, but Facebook is a blog now!
And once we knew Bob was safe, we could move on to more pressing matters.
Just so everyone knows that $10 is still up for grabs. So start guessing because there’s money to be had!